1.你要让我下不了台，我就让你连上台的机会都没有。 2.我看准你时，你就是玻璃杯；我放手时，你就是玻璃渣。 3.我吃我的零食，我长我的肉，关你什么事，你是嫉妒，还是羡慕。 4.人不犯我、我不犯人、人若犯我、礼让三分、一犯再犯、斩草除根。 5.我没你能混，没你好看，但至少我人比你干净。 6.你有多长的头发卷多大的弯，有多大的能耐办多大的事。 7.分手后的他好太沉重，在某种程度上同等于生疏。 8.小荷才露尖尖角，将来长成大馒头！ 9.headpic最好不要用自己的照片，那样他下线了多不吉利。10。我只有一场青春，我不想辜负任何人，你真 我就真。

11.is mine, you better not touch it.

12.if you use your grades to measure my feelings for you, then please give me a full score.

13.one sight and I fall in love, the clock is not love but face.

14.i am home because i am too cute to be outside for too long.

15.don't argue with me, i will scare you badly.

16.when are you getting married? I'm waiting for grandchildren!

17.if you like to take eight points out of ten, then keep two points of self-respect for yourself, i love you but i also need to love myself.

18.give me some cheap emotions and don't waste them on me!

19.not smoking won't kill you but it's harder than death itself.

20.i hold a knife in my hand and can't hug you; if i put down the knife, i can't protect you either.

21.treat me as human when we're together; it's better this way.

22.you like being carefree? Just don't get drowned.

23.do know what kind of fish you are? You're excess baggage.

24.listening to music still hurts; it's painful or hard to let go.

25.don't cry at my grave after I'm gone; dirty up the road that brings back my spirit.

26.don't ask about me; living well and playing safely is more stable than any relationship.

27.now that hair style doesn’t matter how much shampoo used – it won’t bring back that confident look from before.

28.calling what happened just a few words apart real feelings isn’t even worth calling feelings at all.

29.the highest state of eating buffet is: lift in with pride and lift out without shame.

30.death may not be scary but being afraid to die is terrifying itself.

31.i do love him/her but this thing has passed now.

32.some stinky fish gathering around think they’re adored by everyone just because he/she’s surrounded?

33.you can never make everyone happy since not everyone is human themselves.

34.when encountering something disgusting, learn how to stay calm and composed – there are so many types of vile people in this world