没拧紧可乐罐就别埋怨水倒出来没闭紧自己的嘴就别抱怨秘密让他人知道。你知不知道再多的人找我聊天也敌不过你的一句，哪怕一句也好。后来我再也不知道是在找对象还是在找你的影子。一谈恋爱脑子就分成两半一半是他一半是自己!

1.世上最遥远的距离不是生与死，而是学校那堆WIFI，我们却不知道密码。

2.作业快到火里来，你才到火里去，你不能找到大点的火吗？作业那么多怎么烧得完啊？

3.如果以后我和你结婚了，我就去把离婚办事处给炸了，如果和你结婚的不是我，我要就是你另一半炸了。

4.说了晚安去睡的人半个小时之后往往还在得瑟。

5.我宁愿被所伤，也不愿被谎言保护。

6.我的心里还能装一个人么，那个人是不是该让出位置来了…?

7.开学时腰不酸腿不疼，就连心脏也不跳了耶。

8.LOL，放过我的男人好吗，让他多陪陪我吧。

9有那么多人看着我等着我倒下，我拼命也不能输。

10.[生活不是电视连续剧，没有那么曲折，也不会有太多人懂得珍惜]

11当年给我取别名的，你就像马航一样，无论多么想都不可能回来了。

12自己在人群中最经常有的状态就是陪笑脸。

13即使说一千遍“我爱你”，但只要一句“分手”就可以结束。这就是爱情。

14有些人可以不期而遇，有些人可以狭路相逢，而有些人却会渐行渐远，终成回忆。

15后来，我再也不知道是在找对象还是在找你的影子。一谈恋爱脑子就分成两半，一半是他，一半是我！

16菇凉们，你们真的觉得十字开头的年纪可以拿爱说话吗？

17[生活不是电视连续剧，没有那么曲折，也不会有太多人懂得珍惜]

18。我很清醒，我没必要对没必要的人做没必要的事受没必要的伤。

19为什么你们连分手都用了好几天，就那么难舍难分呐~~

20.[生活不是电视连续剧，没有那么曲折，也不会有太多人懂得珍惜]

21.I’m very clear, I don’t need to do unnecessary things for unnecessary people and receive unnecessary pain.

22.Why do you use several days to break up? It's just so hard to let go?

23.I can't guarantee that I'll contact you every day, but I can guarantee that I think of you every day.

24.Don't blame me for not tightening the soda bottle if it leaks out, and don't complain about not closing your mouth if secrets are leaked.

25.I thought even if I didn’t look for you, you would still come find me; maybe I'm just being too optimistic.

26.When you doubt whether someone truly cares about you, he should be nervous and constantly explaining; it means he really does care about you.

27.Future beauty requires present suffering; low head doesn't count as surrendering; giving up is cowardly.

28.If it wasn’t because of caring, how could there be so many emotions?

29.I can't guarantee that I'll contact you every day, but I can guarantee that I think of you every day.

30.Don't blame me for not tightening the soda bottle if it leaks out, and don't complain about not closing your mouth if secrets are leaked.

31.I am not as strong as you imagine because even a person like me has feelings too.

32.If one day I become cold-blooded with no compassion in my heart please remember once upon a time nobody felt sorry for me either

33.My past was filled with small love stories wrinkle by wrinkle laid on the table

34.Pardon my lack of initiative when chatting with friends because i'm just too stupid always unable to find anything worth talking about

35.The one who makes them cry is their most loved person The one who understands their tears is their most loving person

36.Everything in life can be summarized into three characters: will pass