我遇见你，就给你。爱我，你别无选择，爱我你才能幸福！他不再是我的世界，因为我的世界已经崩塌。床上撩男友的情话套路聊天各种开车秒懂段子一. 你不要淋到雨奥，不然你会可爱到发芽的。

二. 爱，不是去改变对方，而是努力一起成长。

三. 想做一杯奶茶，被哥哥又吸又插

四. 只求在最美的年华里，遇到你。

五. 什么是b 我没有b 我双腿之间是哥哥的饮水机

六. 你是我心头上的朱砂痣，床头前的白月光。

七. 我虽然不善言辞，但关于爱你我无法掩饰。

八. 想把你放在沙漠里

九. 恒温牛奶好喝是好喝就是吸管太粗

十. 各种开车秒懂段子 床上撩男友污污聊天套路情话,内容来自www.fuyuku.cn

十一. 只要哥哥技术好，背上抓痕少不了

十二. 要爱我，要爱我，你别无选择，爱我你才能有快乐！

十三骚又骚得很私聊又让滚

十四 . 我还是很喜欢你，就像药衣白骨，青石寒墓。

十五 . 你在的时候床单湿了，你不在的时候枕头湿了

十六 . 油条先吃着，豆浆马上来

十七 . 别着急，我马上过来。

十八 . 想你的时候，在遥远的池底。

十九 . 雨都夹雪了 你什么时候来夹我

二十生生世世，我永不离。

二十一 . 我耐操翘 哥哥一顶我就叫

二十二 哥哥，我什么事都是一口就答应 不口不答应

二十三 . 我一生从南到北，只有你使我想东想西。

二十四 上天还给了一张嘴，我用它来告诉 you，我爱 you！

Twenty-five Do you like me? If not, I'll teach you.

Twenty-six Eat chicken? I'm very skilled at it! Reach the throat.

Twenty-seven Is it doing push-ups or are you doing deep squats?

Twenty-eight As long as you don't let go, I won't either.

Twenty-nine You know that being scary and being scary are different things.

Thirty The moon won't come chasing after you, nor will the stars, but I will.

Thirty-one The stuff I teach you in bed should never make me call out to be a teacher to someone else.

Thirty-two Save all the romance for when we meet again and give them all to him/her.

Thirty-three Various driving shortcuts segmental bed conversation with male friend dirty talk suite

Thirty-four Moonlight won't chase after your arrival; neither will starlight; but I will be there waiting for your return.

Thirty-five On the surface soft-hardly eatable private hard-soft mouth-watering sweet-toothed tender-fleshed-sweet-toasted-on-the-bone-roast-chicken-eat-with-your-hands-and-feel-good-as-you-go-around-in-circles-tasting-it-and-enjoying-it-like-a-king-or-queen-of-the-world-but-only-if-I-can-have-another-piece-of-that-pie-too-so-I-can-be-at-ease-in-my-bed-and-know-that-I-am-loved-by-you-for-whom-ever-i-may-be-or-however-you-may-view-me-for-all-time—forever—you-will-always-love-me—no-matter-how-many-times-i-change-my-name—and-no-matter-how-many-names-i-give-myself—i-will-always-be-the-one-and-only---the-most-important-person-in-your-life---for-all-eternity---and-nothing-more-than-those-three-little-wordss——you——will——love——me—it-is-not-a-question-it-is-a-statement—a-certainty—a-truth—an-unshakeable-belief—that-we-shall-share-throughout-all-of-time—and-throughout-all-of-space—and-throughout-this-existence-we-call-life—together—we-shall-share—all-things-good—all-things-nice—all-things-kind—all-things-loving/all-the-way-back-to—the-beginning-of-time—when-we-first-started-out-on-this-journey-known-as-love/known-as-life/together/we/shall/share/every-single-minute/every-single-second/every-singular-breath/taking-deep-breaths/in/unison/as-one/the-twins/the-doublets/the-duals/the-twos/the-pairs—the-yin-and-yang—the-opposites-attracting-types—the-complementary-counterparts—the-reason-we-have-two-hearts-instead-of-one/that’s how much i love u/how much i need u/how much i want u/how much i crave u/how much i desire u/how much i adore u/how mu