NBA经典搞笑语录：发朋友圈最有气质的句子，NBA搞笑集锦，你觉得哪句话最适合你？

要不是我拿着300万美元的年薪，那些在街上看到我像推土机一样暴扣的人们早就被我吓得到处乱跑了。——查尔斯·巴克利

谁在防我？——雷迪克

我妹妹马上就要有孩子了，但我在好奇，我将是做舅舅呢，还是做孩子的姨呢？——扎克·内维特

比赛中很郁闷时千万不要拿对手撒气，比赛用球随时都可以倾听你的内心。——鲍比·奈特

很郁闷，我已经5年没在对手的头上扣篮了，不过38年来一直都是这样。——戴夫·巴里

篮球的发明不是偶然，而是必然会出现的运动，毕竟男孩子们无法像女孩子们那样整天拿手帕打发时光。——詹姆斯·奈史密斯

其实我们的3分球还是非常厉害的，不过那是在我们的封闭训练中。——威尔登·德鲁

邮差星期天不上班。——皮蓬

9、I'll be right here, waiting to strike and seal your fate... Absolutely! ——伯德

10、My greatest achievement was the time I and Beale combined for 73 points in Madison Square Garden, though Beale scored 71 of them myself included... ——罗德·亨德利

11、You'd better pray every time I shoot because that's the only way you can stop me... ——伯德

12、Hey, buddy (to Kobe)! Let me tell you something; as long as there's Bird around, I'm not the worst defender in the NBA! ——查尔斯·巴克利

13、As long as Detroit scores over 100 and we score under 100, we win! ——道格拉斯・柯林斯

14、一旦Bird出场，一切都会变得完美无瑕！ ——查尔斯巴克力

15、高个子的美国小孩，只要他长高，就能成为篮球巨星。这就是我们国家伟大的优势啊！这就是为什么我们总能找到那些身材高挑又拥有强壮体魄的小伙子加入队伍，让他们成长为真正的大型力量源泉。

16、高于54分并不算什么，因为对方防守我的时候，他们根本不会打篮球。

17、“Basketball has no charm at all,” said Woody Allen once upon a time when he found himself surrounded by people rushing towards a ball going through a hoop.

18、“I really want to play against Jordan!” exclaimed Shaquille O'Neal.

19、“Good try,” said Jordan with a smirk on his face.

20，“If Dwyane Wade flops then others have elevated it to an art form; they sway with each blast of cold air from the arena’s air conditioning.”

21、“Shaq is too greedy,” declared Kobe Bryant sarcastically during their rivalry days at LA Lakers “He’s selfishly trying to make more money than any player should ever need… He looks like he doesn’t even belong in this league anymore.”

22，“Did you guys come up with anything?” asked Larry Bird before challenging anyone else on court.

23,"The fans won't doze off watching our game," explained George Raveling "because they're always ready for an aerial assault."

24、“Go ahead and shoot!” taunted Michael Jordan while facing his opponents.

25,”Kobe is selfish” argued Ray Allen about his former teammate during their rivalry days “he just wants to prove he's better than everyone else - including Pau Gasol now that he's alone without anyone liking him.”

26“I would beat Kobe and LeBron if we were all three playing one-on-one” claimed Dwyane Wade confidently about his own basketball prowess.

27"Basketball means nothing." It was simply "a ball" according to Bill Walton once upon a time when crowds gathered together just for that ball passing through hoops beautifully enough!

28“Talk louder if you think you're so great” retorted James Harden back at Kobe Bryant during their heated exchanges on court.

29“You got guts coming after me like this!” Alston fired back at McGrady who dared challenge him from New York streets!

30"I am not the best player!" shouted Carmelo Anthony amidst his career-long debate with other superstars saying "Kobe is!"

31,"Any American kid could become an NBA star provided they keep growing taller." This indeed explains why teams are constantly looking out for tall athletic bodies who grow into powerhouses over years of training & dedication!