NBA经典搞笑语录：人生哲理的话，揭秘篮球智慧

如果不是我拿着300万美元的年薪，那些在街上看到我像推土机一样暴扣的人们早就被我吓得到处乱跑了。——查尔斯·巴克利

谁在防我？——雷迪克

我妹妹马上就要有孩子了，但我在好奇，我将是做舅舅呢，还是做孩子的姨呢？——扎克·内维特

比赛中很郁闷时千万不要拿对手撒气，比赛用球随时都可以倾听你的内心。——鲍比·奈特

很郁闷，我已经5年没在对手的头上扣篮了，不过38年来一直都是这样。——戴夫·巴里

篮球的发明不是偶然，而是必然会出现的运动，毕竟男孩子们无法像女孩子们那样整天拿手帕打发时光。——詹姆斯·奈史密斯

其实我们的3分球还是非常厉害的，不过那是在我们的封闭训练中。——威尔登·德鲁

邮差星期天不上班。——皮蓬

我一会儿，就在这里出手，绝杀你。——伯德

我最大的成就是当年和贝勒联手在麦迪逊花园广场砍下了73分，不过贝勒砍下了其中的71分。——罗德·亨德利

11、你最好在我每次投篮的时候都祈祷我不要投进，因为那是你唯一可以对抗我的方式。你知道吗，有时候即使是我也会感叹，不可预知的人生哲理就在这一个瞬间闪现而过。

12、嘿，伙计（对麦迪说）！I want to tell you, I've already done better than Jordan right now, I'm already better than Jordan.

13、只要有Bird in one day, I won't be the worst defender in the NBA.

14、很多时候，只要活塞得分超过100分而对方得分又低于100分，那活塞就能赢下比赛。这也是生活的一种哲学，即平衡与胜利之间微妙地找到平衡点。

15、他们经常说没有球员是完美的，但却同时提醒我们说训练会让我们变得完美，这真是一种矛盾，他们脑子里的思维真是复杂。

16、54 points isn't anything because they're defending me with Webber who can't even play basketball.

17、何为迷人之处，在于人们为了看那个从篮圈穿过的小小圆形物体聚集而拼命，这难道有什么意义吗？

18.I really want to face off against Jordan; I'll stop him, you watch closely.

19.Add some fuel to your fire; you almost stopped me.

20., if Dwyane Wade flops then others have elevated it to an art form and they sway back and forth with the cold air from the arena's air conditioning system as it blows through them.

21., Shaq is too greedy; he's selfish and (www .58juzi.com) unprofessional; he's not a qualified leader; his body has become distorted by all that extra fat; he is not a good leader at all — Kobe

22., how about it? Have you guys decided yet? Who's going for second place?

23., ball fans will never doze off watching our game because they always have to be ready for an attack from a beautiful pass that could come flying down from anywhere at any time — George Gervin

24., shoot! Shoot! Let me see you shoot!

25.. Kobe is selfish; he just wants to prove that he's the best no matter if there's O'Neal or not now; alone without support except his boss Buss nobody likes him — Ray Allen