1.世上最遥远的距离不是生与死，而是学校一大堆WIFI我们却不知道密码。

2.作业快到火里来，你才到火里去，你你不能找个大点的火吗，作业那么多怎么烧的完啊

3.如果以后我和你结婚了，我就去把离婚办事处给炸了，如果和你结婚的不是我，我要就你另一半炸了。

4.说了晚安去睡的人半个小时之后往往还在得瑟

5.我宁愿被所伤，也不愿被谎言保护。

6.我心里还能装一个人么，那个人是不是该让出位置了…

7.开了学，腰不酸了，腿不疼了，就连心脏也不跳了耶

8.LOL，放过我的男人好吗，让他多陪陪我

9.有那么多人看着我等着我倒下，我拼了命也不能输

10。你知不知道再多的人找我聊天也敌不过你的一句，哪怕一句也好。

11当年给我取别名的你就像马航一样无论多么想都不可能回来了

12自己在人群中最经常有的状态就是陪笑

13即使说一千遍爱情，但只要一句分手就可以结束。这就是爱情。

14有些人可以不期而遇，有些人可以狭路相逢，而有些人却会渐行渐远，终成回忆。

15后来I再也不知道是在找对象还是在找你的影子。一谈恋爱脑子就分成两半，一半是他，一半是自己!

16菇凉们你们真的觉得十字开头的年纪可以拿爱说事吗

17[生活不是电视连续剧，没有那么曲折，也不会有太多人懂得珍惜]

18I很清醒I没必要对没必要的人做没必要的事受没必要的伤

19为什么你们连分手都用了一周，就那么难舍难分呐~~

20[生活不是电视连续剧，没有那么曲折，也不会有太多人懂得珍惜]

21.I很清醒I没必要对没必要的人做没必要的事受没必要的伤

22为什么你们连分手都用了一周，就那么难舍难分呐~~

23.I不能保证每天都联系你，但是I能保证每天都想你。

24沒拧紧可乐罐就别埋怨水倒出来沒闭紧自己的嘴就别抱怨秘密让他人知道

25.I以为就算I不找youyou也会来找me可能是我想多。

26当you怀疑某person是否真心对you时he要是不停解释说明he是真的在乎you

27为了未来美一点，现在必须苦一点;低头不算认输，只要没有放弃便胜利

28如果不是因为in youhow could I have so many emotions?

29.I不能保证每天都联系you，但是i能保证每天all think of you。

30沒拧紧可乐罐just don't complain water spills out, and don't talk too much or people will know your secrets

31.i am not as strong as you think because i am also a human being.

32.If one day i become ruthless and without compassion, please remember that once no one felt sorry for me either.

33.i have experienced all sorts of wrinkles in my past years' relationships.

34.Pardon me for never initiating conversations with you, for i am too stupid to find topics to discuss with anyone.

35.The person who makes you cry is the one who loves you most; the person who understands your tears is the one who loves you most too.

36.Everything in life can be summarized in three characters: it will pass away.

37.Why does chasing after someone for seven years make a man devoted but a woman crazy?

38.Exam cheating: same hearts working together, copying as main focus, bluffing as auxiliary method.

39.Time flies well when shared with someone special; years go by slowly when shared with someone special; we grow old together regardless of prosperity or decline.

40.Be young and don't give up on that girl who bets her youth against yours - she might be worth it later on.

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