1.我已经10天没见到你了，心里9种苦楚，8个字都写不出来，请7把我的心交给你吧，我会6年5个月4天没有对任何人3心2意，只有对你的1份爱。

2.其实我也想安静地学习，可是我家的Wi-Fi却像一个调皮的孩子，对我说：“来玩呀，来玩呀！”

3.老板花两万买了一盏水晶灯，但看起来总觉得有什么不对劲。

4.不要等不到的晚安，也不要挤进无法进入的世界。

5.新型闹钟：明天早上6:30起床，不要赖床！

6.自从换了这款包包，再也不怕小偷了。

7."你喜欢什么样的男人？" "我喜欢笑容灿烂、如同星光般发亮的男人。" "是指如来佛祖吗？"

8.我将蜕变，我将变得坚强，我将变得强大，然后给自己整个世界。

9.write to the ex-lover's letter...

10.you scold me, it must be because you don't understand me well enough, because those who really understand me all want to beat me up.

11.to become a gourmet with culture: under the moonlight in front of my bed, I long for steamed dumplings; as thin as yellow flowers, I remember stir-fried pork with potatoes; just when the tender shoots of young lotus appear, I think of braised pork belly and bean sprouts; after the geese fly south and the night is dark and dewy, I look forward to grilled bread rolls; asking about your return date without any certainty, sitting by the street waiting for skewers to roast.

12.i dare not fall down before her; she still needs someone like me to protect her.

13.cut off one's own retreat path so as to have a better chance at winning in life.

14.some people! they are two-faced when facing you directly but have another face behind your back! old son will eventually tailor-made one for you!

15/english listening is simply listening to people talk while answering questions afterwards - what did they say?

16.it took 5 minutes from waking up this time - congratulations on defeating 88% of students nationwide! there is still one person who failed in our dormitory and is restarting now - everyone else has crashed in neighboring dormitories!

17.a man's confession only counts if he's good-looking; otherwise it's sexual harassment!

18.i'll name my future daughter 'beautiful' so that whenever anyone sees her they'll say 'beautiful mother'!

19.parties carry risks - classmates need caution!

20."we need to talk properly!" "about what?" "love!"