1.即使有人骂我神经病，我也会坚强地抬起头，蔑视地对他说：“你难道和我一个医院的？”

2.做自己的王，何须理会背后的狗，这个世界就是你没实力就算是狗也会骑在你头上拉屎。

3.面对强大的敌手，明知不敌，也要毅然亮剑，纵然倒下，也要化成一座山，一道岭。

4.你没有资格对我吹毛求疵背后乱嚼舌根，就算我有多差多烂，我没吃过你家一口饭。

5.我好说话脾气好，可是我不要以为我好欺负，不要在我背后做小动作，说三道四的流言也不要让我听见。我这个人不喜欢记仇，不爱斤斤计较，那也不代表我是软柿子活该被你算计。我不屑勾心斗角尔虞我诈的鬼把戏，但是你打我一巴掌，我肯定得还回去，这是生存之道。

6.来，我敬你。这第一杯，我敬你，终有一日身败名裂。这第二杯，我敬你，有生之年病魔缠身。这第三杯，我敬you孤独一生异死他乡。

7全班作业拖交，班主任发脾气：“为什么你们学习不能像吃饭一样积极。”同桌在底下用不大不的声音说：“老师，你一天吃九顿试试！”

8现代女人三从四得，三从：从不温柔，从不体贴，从不讲理。四得：说不得、打不得、骂不得、惹不得。

9多希望有一天我们可以变回陌生，然后还能和you重新认识一下。你看I怎么玩死you？

10不要跟其他女人聊那么嗨，不然以后如果我们在一起了I翻旧账的时候，你怕是十个键盘都不够跪。

11喜欢一个人没有理由，就是那个刚刚好的瞬间就喜欢了，就是you不知道看到别人没看到的那个很美的微笑。

12女生啊，要好好护肤，还保持身材，更看书旅行，有自己的想法去做自己喜欢的事培养自信，不要把精力全部用在一个男人身上，如同怨妇一般等待时光过去。等到自己变得更好时，你会发现所有的事情都会变得很容易了——包括爱情。

13偷偷告诉you 明年I还会喜欢you 后年也是，大后年也……

14如果真爱了你的woman，请记住请她喝酒冲掉心酸。你大可放心，她不会哭闹着追问为何而不是她，也不会因为失意而咒骂让人为难。她只会举杯祝福风尘安心接受。

15如果他真的爱你的woman，可以任性，可以无理取闹。他若爱不足，只需完美，无需服从，无需温柔体贴，无需委曲求全。

16当一个人开始真正地喜欢someone时，他/她就会变成最小心眼儿的人。他们将注意到每个人都像婊砸般讨厌they smile at other women, and they can't help but feel jealous even when others are just smiling.

17那位曾经钟情于her man，对her求婚，但一次车祸导致he忘记一切。当she照顾失忆的husband，他却只是感谢她的亲切关怀。但第二天，当she推husband出去散步，他突然停下来，说“thank you for being so kind to me.”然后请求her和…and him live together.

18"if only I could pour sulfuric acid on him." "it wouldn't work because it doesn't react with impurities."

19when someone says “i'm going to take a bath” before you, they might say “i've finished bathing” afterward, while those who don't like you will stop talking after saying "i'm going to take a bath," as if dying in the bathtub.

20don't pretend to be nice or put on a face in front of me if you have something against me; since you're too afraid to say it out loud, what power do you have? If I don't like it, I won't tolerate it.

21he added her back onto his list after she deleted herself from his contacts this time; instead of deleting her again, she added all her past boyfriends back onto the list as well.

22if heaven presses down on me and i break through that sky; if earth confines me and i shatter that ground – we were born free; who dares act haughtily above us?

23with your own efforts earn success then let success become like an umbrella – slap those who once looked down on you in the face – however hard they hit!

24say what's on your mind when someone catches your eye! You'll never lack friends - but without them by my side...

25not mine umbrella - better get wet than use one that's not yours! Not mine heart - no need for makeup or fancy clothes! Not mine person - I won’t beg anyone back!

26when a woman wipes away lipstick tears off makeup takes off high heels smiles warmly at someone then tells them how much she cares about them—she may not be perfect enough for their standards

27even though I’m stubborn and temperamental I won’t change much no matter how many times people try to manipulate me into changing

28be treated like royalty and only royalty will find themselves worthy of kings

29whenever reality gives you a slap across the face respond with one of your own hands

30the most regretful thing is giving up things one shouldn’t give up yet sticking stubbornly to things one shouldn’t stick with

31saying “no thanks” is more effective than asking for more time when ordering food bargaining over prices saying “let’s look again” beats offering discounts when trying to keep someone from leaving — push things far away until they bounce back somehow