2017霸气故事性说说短语：让对方看了难受的经典语录

在这个寒冷的冬天里，我们总是被那些不经意间流露出的霸气一言一句所打动。2017年，霸气依旧，不仅是对话中的氛围，更是我们内心深处那份坚强和自信。下面是一些让人难以忘怀的霸气说说短语，它们就像时光里的回声，让我们的灵魂得以激荡。

成绩，你就是个贱人，总是在挑拨我们和爸妈之间的关系。

人生自古谁无死，贱人先死，我后死。

跟你很熟吗？没事弹个视频，当是你家电视啊，一按就出人。

入冬之后，世界分成了两部分，被窝里的部分，以及被窝外的部分。

其实人的长相就分为两大类：一类是天生丽质; 一类是天生励志。

向毛主席保证: 我再也不掐祖国花朵了，我去掐花骨朵。

对于一个长得很失败的人来说，照完镜子就相当于看完鬼片。

史上最有名的女人不是潘金莲，也不是武则天，而是我妈妈（容嬷嬷）。

老师，你只知道用“通知家长”威胁我，算什么英雄好汉哇！

不是每句对不起就能给你一个没关系，有时候会是一巴掌。

11、看背影迷倒千军万马，但猛回头吓倒百万雄师。

12、看时间不是为了起床，而是在一起床就已经中午了。

13、所谓自然醒，其实就是被尿憋醒。

14、不是上午不想玩电脑，而是在一起床就是中午了。

15、人生最大的悲哀，就是青春不在，但青春痘却还在。

16。我不是神经病，我只是从来没有正常过而已，

17.I’m not a grass, your shame go to me.

18.,生活中，我们利用真名说假话；网络上，我们利用假名说真话。

19.,老师说的。世界上没有后悔药，只有老鼠药

20..以后谁再说爱你，上去啪一嘴巴，如果他没还手就是真的爱你。

21..世界上最残忍的事情之一——冬天从暖乎的被窝挣扎着起来，

22..你发现了么，那些不喜欢你的人人，都特别丑。。

23..我空有一身泡妞本事，可惜自己是个妞,

24..当幸福来敲门的时候，我怕我不在家，所以一直都很宅,

25..我不怕过光棍节，就怕的是我喜欢的人不过光棍节,

26.."其实所有牛奶都不叫特仑苏，不是我都叫他猪"

27..我一生气就想买东西，一买东西就得花钱，一花钱钱，就少；钱一少，我 就生气，

28.."时光匆匆匆匆流走美女变成变成老太婆"

29.."只有看见别人的美才会看见自己的丑"

30."I love the bed but the alarm clock is angry always wants to separate me from the bed __ "

31."You should die earlier than me if you are better than me."

32."The most ridiculous thing in the world is that I know it, but you still lie."

33."You should learn from Tencent, every time they online call me darling..."

34.."Now, I only lift what can't be put down - chopsticks; and get stuck - blankets."

35."Money bag, I've never been annoyed by your fatness; money bag, what's wrong with you?"

36."Life is like toilet paper - don't pull when nothing happens,"

37.."Where there's a will there's a way," but unfortunately my Toyota won't stop.

38..'If first sight could kill,' 38 degrees Celsius would mean 'love at first sight.'

39.'Love kills slowly,' say a joke to remember me.

40..'Rights symbolized by women wearing clothes conquering men; men carrying them conquering banks.'

41.'Love slowly kills you,' say a joke to commemorate myself.

42.'Radio gymnastics now starts: ╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝'

43.'Sleeping during class and playing during recess; dying in exams'

44...'Karma has no bounds' said Buddha; 'karma doesn't exist' said I'.

45..'If one day all the world rejects you,' come find me when I tell you "I don't want you either"'

46...'Pretending to be something cool for an instant isn't worth it.'

47..'Would rather have someone sit on top of my head because they look so bad when they make faces.'

48..."装逼只是瞬间，不要脸才永恒"

49..."五姨妈对四姨妈和三姨妈說二姨媽的大姨媽來了"

50...when i'm upset i call people at midnight wake them up then go back to sleep

51...'i like u dont care about ur feelings buy why u must also like m try?'

52...once upon a time i almost touched someone who was completely different from me yet we didn’t even share any sparks together;

53...90s’ generation heart + 70s’ face = 80s’ soul trapped inside this body;

54..."you think just because u r good-looking u can insult ppl?!"

55...life is like chocolate box ...never know how much weight gain until blowout...

56...(if)you trust (me) or (not), (then/otherwise) use WeChat!

57.-Don’t say it’s cooking rice into cooked rice or boiled corn into popcorn! Even if life goes on running!

58.Winter gets really rude and likes freezing people’s hands and feet!

59....in my movies starring such characters as yours,you might survive two episodes max...

60.Even though you’re drenched in Gucci perfume ,but i can still catch whiff of stench off your person .

61.you're Nescafe too ,what difference does it make without my plain water?!

62.Carrying children with hand,couldn’t drag kids away! If kids refuse leave alone!

63.Work hard step back sea wide sky ; Love late regret empty house .

64.To smile at him is showing off on his face,don’t show off anything else .