在平日的学习、工作或生活中，我们都不可避免地会接触并使用语录吧，语录具有篇幅简短，语言精练的特点。小编今天为大家整理了一些简短的早安搞笑语录，我们一起来看看吧！

生活不会刁难可爱的人，早上好啊！

天塌下来你顶着，我垫着!早安!

因为你有双下巴，所以碰到任何困难，不要低头。早安!

巴黎欧莱雅，你值得拥有。早安!

一直被模仿，从来不收钱。早安!

漫漫人生路，一直在迷路。早安!

怕什么真理无穷，进一寸有一寸的欢喜。早安!

你以为最酸的感觉莫过于吃醋，不是的，最酸的感觉是你无权吃醋!早安!

只因是你，我才愿意;因为年少，所以相信。early morning smile

10,再次申明，我不是不处对象，我是没人要。我宁。

11,别跟我提开学，伤感情。你说呢?

12,我们有一点分歧：她希望我把污垢变成金子，我希望她视黄金如粪土。

13,你不是丑，只是美的不明显!early morning wake-up call

14,你的人很完美，但是不一定会有人喜欢。

15,yesterday fought with mosquitoes all night, finally ended in a draw; it didn't eat enough and I didn't sleep well.

16,a new day dawns; let's cherish the moment and make this day count.

17,nodding is not always a sign of agreement; sometimes it's just to keep the conversation going.

18,"the world is yours for the taking" - but only if you're willing to take risks.

19,"a bird in hand is worth two in the bush" - unless one of them is a phoenix.

20,"when life gives you lemons, make lemonade" - or use them to clean your windows.

21,"you can't teach an old dog new tricks" - but maybe they'll learn from watching others.

22,"time waits for no man" - unless that man has a good excuse.

23,"an apple a day keeps the doctor away" - so does eating an entire pie by yourself.

24,today has been good so far because nothing terrible has happened yet.

25,your guess is as good as mine about what will happen next.

26,the best way to predict your future is to create it yourself — or at least try not to mess it up too badly.

27,a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor — unless you're sailing on dry land then maybe not so much either.

28,chase your dreams and don't let anyone bring you down... except for gravity — that guy's pretty tough too though.

29,don't be afraid of failure because success would be boring anyway without some setbacks along the way right?

30,lastly but most importantly: remember that life isn't about winning or losing but about how many times you get knocked down before getting back up again (or giving up completely).