军训，教会我们从白到黑的进化。我的皮肤不好，怕晒，晒了就红，红了就疼。但听说学弟学妹们要开始军训了，我们来买杯冰西瓜汁去操场走走吧。太阳哥哥，我给你取了个名字叫军训！开学了，要军训了，我一定要坚持做一个高冷的女生！就算你满身污秽如刺猬，仍有我伸手拥抱无忌讳。那年我们都只是年少无知，爱情不是这个年龄的全部。军训最大的悲哀就是，你黑了没瘦。当你在军姿中想的人才是你的真爱！军训完回到家家里没开灯，我喊了一声，让老爸吓了一跳，说我以为是一件衣服坐在这儿呢！

在团结一致做上下蹲时，我们体验到了真正的友谊。在给萧敬腾上柱香求他来胶州开演唱会时，我们展现出了我们的梦想。而从小白脸到包青天，这些变化让我们成长为更强大的人。在结束后我的牙齿变得更加白皙，而对于那些长发及腰的少女来说，军训祸害已不可挽回。

人将毕业，其言也善。不成熟男人的标志是可以为了理想壮烈牺牲，而成熟男人的标志则是可以为了理想卑贱地活着。在现在这个沵涐旳男人时代，不要再招惹别的女人。我曾经是一个路人甲，但为什么要陪你蹉跎年华到海角？娶老婆应娶小绍交朋友应令弧冲，以乔峰为榜样而韦小宝为准。如果有一天世界由我说算，那么钱将成为废物，以免因为钱祸害人。

有朝一日我辉煌，与姐妹一起狂野追逐。你不配拥有我的爱，更不配拥有那份对你的爱。我一直对自己说，只想不开，就不想；得不到，就不要。我神姐夫，你等着雅典娜来追求我吧。别和我谈恋爱，因为虚伪，有本事咱俩结婚。

惹气了我，我把地图吃掉，这叫气吞山河。我并不畏惧任何事情，即使一直都是一个人。最有魅力的男人是康师傅，每天都吸引成千上万的人。他是我心中的模范。而当所有人看到我，都只有一句“你晒黑啦！”Military training is a time of great change, from white to black. My skin is not good at all, I'm afraid of sunburns, and when I get burned, it hurts. But now that my classmates are about to start military training too, let's go buy some cold watermelon juice and take a walk on the playground.

I've given the sun a name - Military Training! Now that we're back in school for military training, I'll definitely keep up the facade of being an icy girl! Even if you're as dirty as a porcupine, I'll still embrace you without hesitation. We were all so young and naive back then; love wasn't everything at our age.

The greatest tragedy of military training is that you get darker but don't lose weight. When you think about someone while standing at attention, they're probably your true love! After military training ends and we return home without turning on the lights, my dad thought I was just sitting there in one piece!

During our time together in military training campers do push-ups together! At that moment when we give Leehom Wang incense sticks to beg him to perform in Qingzhou... And from those innocent-looking young men to guardians like Liu Bei or playboys like Wei Xiao Bao...

If one day this world belongs to me where money becomes useless so as not to harm people with it... Have some hope for me someday shining bright with my girls wildly chasing after dreams... You can't have any part of my feelings nor even attempt what little bit of feeling towards you!

Always tell myself: don’t be foolish or desperate over nothing; if it’s unattainable then forget it altogether. The goddess Athena’s boyfriend waits for her pursuit... Don’t bother talking about love with me because it's fake; show some real guts and marry me instead!

Make everyone angry by eating away their maps—this means swallowing up entire worlds! Fear nothing no matter how bad things get—just live alone forever if need be.

The most attractive man alive? It’s Master Kongzhai who attracts thousands daily while living life carefree & contentedly indifferent. So here are 40 thoughts from before:

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