1.别问我520怎么过，我很难过。 2.你的情人节，却是我的情人劫。 3.到现在都没人来表白，真沉得住气。 4.520那天shi都有人拉，而我的手却没有。 5.我不相信520，我只相信502，一滴永固。 6.去年对自己说的情话，今年再告诉自己一遍：你是全世界最好看，性格不差，身体健康，凭什么不被喜欢？520，我爱你啊！7.年轻的时候，就应该到处走走，多走走，你就会发现，全世界都是情侣，就你一条单身狗。

8.now颜值高的反而都单身，比如我。我今天决定发个负能量段子污染一下朋友圈，但没想到合适的，所以我决定发个：我就是我，颜色不一样的烟火。

9.single好single好 想和谁good and who10.to目前为止，还没有人来告白真的很酷。

11.20号，这施被拉了，但是我的手没有。

12.i don't believe in Valentine's Day.I only believe in February the second, forever.

13独自一人，不出意外，如果有意外，那就去医院吧。

14.i can be your flashlight? I want to see my love.

15.think of saving money now, you can fight later, but on the twentieth, it would be too obvious.

16.you have your Valentine's Day, i have my February the second.Not very sweet but sticky.

17.so cold today, single dog might upgrade to ice-breaking dog

18.valentine's day.someone asked me how i spent it,i just smiled and walked away; alone one day ,watching others celebrate; not celebrating at all,wondering about past loves; happy if you are happy ,celebrate as you wish ; think of them,hate them,sad about them...

19.heroes ask no questions,single people don't care about age

20.don't wait for confessions,get fooled on April Fool's Day instead of waiting for Valentine's Day,sleep tight?

21.every day,every moment,i occupy every important place in my mind with thoughts of you and loving you.

22.do you know why i'm single?usually people wouldn't consider me even when they see how handsome i am

23.sea bottom moon is sky moon,you're actually a single dog before my eyes

24.valentine's day.if there are no surprises,i'll spend it alone;if there are surprises,it'll be at the hospital

25.can i be your flashlight?i want to see love with my own eyes

26.save money now,fight later,but on valentine's day,it would seem too intentional

27.you have your valentine,your february second,i have mine/not very sweet but sticky

28.small friend,didn't many question marks appear before?why haven't anyone wanted me yet?

29.february twelfth转me,valentine fourteen日i转you1314,a win-win situation