1.多希望有一天我们可以变回陌生然后还能和你再重新认识一遍，你看我怎么玩死你。

2.我一定要在你平庸无奇的人生里，做一个闪闪发光的神经病。

3.都说女孩子生气时把她按住强吻就行了，可是我为什么会被她男朋友打呢。

4.一次闺蜜喝酒喝多了，我把她带到家，她一进我家就拿着我刚买的仓鼠，往窗外扔，还说了句：“去吧!皮卡丘~”

5.感觉这初夏的蚊子就像十岁的小女孩，没技术没经验，一切只是轻柔的。深秋的蚊子像四十岁的大妇人，经验丰富，要多狠有多狠。

6.你能和姑娘出去开房对我置之不理，我就能载着帅哥游山玩水亲吻缠绵。你能长篇大论地跟姑娘暧昧，我就能把你当成垃圾狗屁。所以奉劝你，永远不要怀疑我的行动力，你有胆量背叛，我就有胆量还击。

7.老师：“考成这个样子，你们跟猪是什么关系?”学生：“师生关系……”

8.幸好我是个胖子，伤心的时候还可以摸摸小肚子。

9.你的一生我只借一程，这一程便是余生。

10.i喜欢交朋友但 i 不喜欢供祖宗。

11.dream里dream to的人, wake up just go sleep him.

12.seventeen years old that year i hold jj towards the sky, as for the entire world, later the sky rained and i thought it was the entire world.

13.principle is to talk with those who understand principle, against those without face or shame, use their own methods to counter them.

14.a woman cries is waste but not crying is monster.

15.teacher said this age having someone in mind is normal but best keep it in heart if you think of him do a math problem until graduation then put done math problem book before him tell him how much you like him don't believe he won't be moved this plan really good when I did second problem I stopped liking him.

16.young not crazy till old what say when then?

17.when someone pushes you down no matter how painful or tiring stand up give her a slap back.

18.every day three times examine myself: where did I put my key? Where did I put my phone? Where did I put my meal card?

19."when doing homework grasp the intention of question setter." "teacher wants me dead."

20.i already past age of being unreasonable time to start acting cool..