一、我以前喜欢吃肉，但今天看到你，我决定开始吃素，因为，你是我的菜。

二、你的嘴真好看，特别适合说我爱你。

三、你的笑容没有酒，我却醉的像条狗。

四、大年三十晚上的鞭炮再响，也没有我想你那么想。

五、你能不能别说话了。”“我没有啊。”“那为什么我满脑子都是你的声音？

六、我看你挺笨的吹口哨都不会，要不要我嘴对嘴教你。

七、既然你已经把我的心弄乱了，那么你准备什么时候来弄乱我的床？

八、你是方便面，我是白开水。今生今世，我泡定了你。

九、莫文蔚的阴天，孙燕姿的雨天，周杰伦的晴天，都不如你和我聊天。

十、 你不觉得累吗？ 你已经在我的世界里跑了好几圈了。

十一、一路向前，一直到遇见您

十二，你知道我喜欢喝什么吗？呵护您

十三，你知道你们和猴子什么区别吗？” “一个住在山洞，一个住在我们心里。”

十四会当凌绝顶，一把搂住您

十五，你知道我们和唐僧什么区别吗 唐僧取经 我娶您

十六，一次偶然之间，就陷入这无尽的深情中。曾经自诩半个诗人，只为见山是深情伟岸，见海是热情澎湃，见花见草信他们皆有故事。但唯独见到了您后，这世界万籁俱寂，只剩下您的存在感染着每一寸肌肤，每一次呼吸。我发现自己竟然变成了追求永恒的情意的人，不愿放手，不愿停止，即使是在梦中也要紧紧抱着那份属于我们的未来。

十七，你这种人！除了恋爱没什么可以好谈的事情吧？

十八，你闻到空气中有烧焦味道吗？那是我为了让一切变得明亮而燃烧的心灵之火

十九糟糕，是心动感觉呢...

二十，他们那里家乡话怎么说“我喜欢”呢？

二十一，无论忙碌还是闲暇，请问何时能够有空带走这个老婆？

二十二，您知不知道为什么怕他？”“不知道” “因为怕老公哦...

二十三，您会弹吉他嗎？ 为何拨动了我的心弦...

Twenty-four, "Do you know why I'm afraid of you?" "I don't know." "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

Twenty-five, 今天发现有点怪，有点漂亮

Twenty-six, 在脸上多了一些东西，有点美丽

Twenty-seven, 我划破的手指，请划破一样，让咱们成为两口子吧!

twenty-eight,kusha nawanare,your heart is in my hands.

twenty-nine, east wind night flower ten thousand trees,i want to live in your house.

thirty,someone tells me that i am a very special person. i do not believe it. but if you say so...then maybe i will start to believe it. and maybe one day when we are old and grey we can look back on this moment and smile at the absurdity of it all.

Thirty-one, I have a billion-dollar project that needs your exclusive attention.

Thirty-two, My bed is neither too big nor too small; just right for sleeping with you in mind.

Thirty-three , guess what i like? being with you!

Thirty-four , cherish me now or never! because once gone over this mountain pass,

Thirty-five , see any scenery? See anything after seeing You?

36.there's something about the way he walks into a room that makes me weak in the knees.

37.you smell what's cooking?

38.you're from which constellation? And then there's us - dragon people.

39.i don't want to think about you at all...but half a thought more.

40.did an earthquake just happen?

41.if it wouldn't be such trouble could u please fall in love with me?

42.Mo Wen Cai's cloudy days,Sun Yan Chi's rainy days,Zhou Jie Lun's sunny days...all eclipsed by our conversations

43.you're hurting me? Hurting whom? Hurting someone who loves you so much!

44.when bored think of me! Don't waste time!

45.I find You resemble an app on my phone: My World

46.do u have matches?

47.you're heart,you're liver,your four parts belong to Me

48.in this life stay with Me! If not wait for Me..if still no..I'll figure out another way...

49.know why I caught a cold looking at You?

50.I am nine times as heavy as You are everything except You is also only You

51.where is my heart on which side did i go wrong? Left was wrong It must be where U R