1.世上最遥远的距离不是生与死，而是学校一大堆WIFI，我们却不知道密码。

2.作业快到火里来，你才到火里去，你你不能找个大点的火吗，作业那么多怎么烧得完啊？

3.如果以后我和你结婚了，我就去把离婚办事处给炸了，如果和你结婚的不是我，我要就你的另一半炸了。

4.说了晚安去睡的人半个小时之后往往还在得瑟。

5.我宁愿被所伤，也不愿被谎言保护。

6.我的心里还能装一个人么，那个人是不是该让出位置了…

7.开学时，不仅腰不酸腿也不疼，即使心脏也不跳动。

8.LOL，放过我的男人好吗，让他多陪陪我吧。

9有那么多人看着我等着我倒下，我拼命也不能输。

10。你知不知道再多的人找我聊天也敌不过你的一句，哪怕一句也好。

11。当年给我取别名的你，就像马航一样，无论多么想都不可能回来了。

12自己在人群中最经常有的状态就是陪笑。

13即使说一千遍“爱”，但只要一句“分手”就可以结束。这就是爱情。

14有些人可以不期而遇，有些人可以狭路相逢，而有些人却会渐行渐远，终成回忆。

15后来，我再也不知道是在找对象还是在找你的影子。一谈恋爱脑子就分成两半，一半是他，一半是我！

16菇凉们，你们真的觉得十字开头的年纪可以拿爱说事吗？

17.[生活不是电视连续剧，没有那么曲折，也不会有太多人懂得珍惜]

18。我很清醒，我没必要对没必要的人做没必要的事受没必要的伤。

19为什么你们连分手都用了好几天，就那么难舍难分呐？

20.[生活不是电视连续剧，没有那么曲折，也不会有太多人懂得珍惜]

21.I'm very clear, I don't need to do unnecessary things for unnecessary people and receive unnecessary pain.

22.Why do you take so long to break up? It's just that hard to let go?

23.I can't guarantee that I'll contact you every day, but I can promise that I'll think of you every day.

24.Don't complain about the spilled soda if it wasn't tightened; don't complain about the secrets leaked if your mouth wasn't closed.

25.I thought even if I didn’t look for you, you would still come find me maybe because I’m too optimistic.

26.When you doubt whether someone truly cares about you, they should be tense and explain a lot because they really care about you.

27.For a beautiful future, we must suffer now; not bending down is not defeat, giving up is cowardly.

28.If it weren’t for my concern, how could there be so many emotions?

29.I can’t guarantee that I’ll contact you every day, but I can promise that I’ll think of you every day.

30.Don’t complain about the spilled soda if it wasn’t tightened; don’t complain about the secrets leaked if your mouth wasn’t closed.

31.I am not as strong as what everyone imagines because even us are human beings too.

32.If one day i become heartless without compassion please remember once nobody sympathized with me

33.In past years i have experienced various wrinkles and creases in friendships

34.Pardon me from never initiating conversations with others since i am stupid and always struggle to find topics.

35.The one who makes tears fall from your eyes is the person who loves them most; The one who understands those tears is the person who loves them most.

36.Everything in life can be summarized in three words: “it will pass.”

37.Why does chasing after someone for seven years make a guy persistent while chasing after someone for seven years makes a girl shameless?

38.Exam cheating: same hearts united! Mainly copying & auxiliary pretending! Copy & pretend combined protecting passing grade! Who dares accuse? After class use violence!

39.Time stands still when speaking with him; time flows slowly when sharing his age; Time falls into decline together when growing old with him

40.Young man, please don't give up on her - she’s betting her youth against yours