霸气搞笑说说带图片大全女生版你喜欢什么样的男人适合发QQ动态的图片
1.我已经想你10个小时了，差不多9个小时是因为我在想你，请8点钟把自己交给我，我会7年不分手，6个月不离你，一直到5岁的孩子都能看到我们的4张合照，不断地3心2意，只为这辈子只爱你1人。
2.其实我也想安静地写作业，可是我家的WiFi像个人一样对我说：“来上网呀来上网呀！”
3.老板花两万买了个水晶灯看起来有点怪怪的！
4.不要等不到的晚安，就别等了；不要挤进不了的世界，就别挤了。
5.新型闹钟：明天早上6点30分起床
6.自从换了这款包，再也不怕小偷啦！
7.“你喜欢什么样的男人？”“我喜欢笑起来会发光的男人。”“那就是如来吗？”
8.我将蜕变，我将坚强，我将强大，我将给自己整个世界。
9.write给前任的信……
10.如果你骂我，那一定是因为你不够了解我，因为了解我的人，都想打死我。
11.要做一个有文化吃货：床前明月光，想喝疙瘩汤。身材比黄花瘦，犹记锅包肉。小荷才露尖尖角，一看排骨炖豆角。月落乌啼霜满天，松仁玉米地三鲜。春风又绿江南岸，明月何时烤冷面。君问归期未有期，来盘榛蘑炖笨鸡。我劝天公从抖擞，用煎饼果子配鸡柳。在天愿作比翼鸟，在街边坐等吃烧烤。
12.me how dare you fall down, she still needs me to protect her.
13.cut off your own retreat path, so you can better win the road ahead.
14.some people! They're all talk in front of you! Behind your back, it's a whole different story! I'll eventually have to tailor-made one for you!
15.engrlish listening is just listening to two people talk, and then they ask us what they said.
16.it took me 5 minutes to wake up this morning, and I've already defeated 88% of students nationwide; there's one more student in my dorm who failed to wake up and is restarting; the neighboring dorms are all frozen!
17.a guy who looks good saying "I love you" is called confessing his love; a guy who looks bad saying "I love you" is called harassment.
18.i will name my future daughter "好靓", so when others see me with her they'll say: "Good-looking mom".
19.parties come with risks; classmates need to be cautious.
20."we must talk about this!" "what should we talk about?" "love!"