人生最佳短句：勇往直前，梦想成真。爱一个人的霸气说说有些悲伤，一次不忠一生不用。

1.用最少的悔恨面对过去，用最少的浪费面对现在，用最多的梦想面对未来。

2.别怪姐姐花心，是你抓不到姐姐的心！！姐姐是骗子流氓加小偷！！偷的是你的心！

3.这辈子最想看到的事就是男人痛经和流产时痛苦的样子。

4.年轻不闯，到老谁养，收刀不为江湖，为红颜！拔刀再现江湖，为兄弟！

5.狗咬我一口，我绝不会去咬狗一口，但是我不确定狗咬我后我还会让它活着。

6.擒龙要下海，打虎要上山。一声兄弟，一生情，战斗有你才会赢。

7.某人站在民政局门口，领着个小红本，对站在她面前的某人说：“从今儿起，你就是我的人了！”

8.把头发扎高，把零食丢掉，把手机放下，把眼泪擦干，不折腾自己了，姑娘你还有未来。

9.You let me down, I'll make sure you're absolutely devastated.

10.(尒表現旳侢怎厺cūì榒伓堪...懂鰢!)

11.Saying dirty words doesn't make a girl bad; she's still better than those girls with hidden agendas.

12.(佬孒の亊還輪卟菿①呮狗萊薍吠...怎樣の亽伱洎苡ゐ伱佷ㄋ繲涐？)

13.Just as I'm about to turn around, someone sits beside me and I give them a slap in the face without hesitation.

14.Be more confident like a girl; when you meet someone you like, don't be coy - just grab their collar: "I really like you, become my dog!"

15.I hate every girl who talks to me, but I don't have the courage to hit them.

16.Don't worry or be sad; ten years later, all of this will just be small talk over drinks.

17.When I have money, I'll take my least favorite person to the best mental hospital.

18.(樾筙樾吥囍鸛惒别朲cんαō架了...)

19.Every time I shout at you after blowing off steam, I immediately regret it - regret not hitting you harder.

20≮分手叼怎样...

21.If you choose to act like a dog, I'll lead the leash and take you for a walk; if not dead outside then nothing can stop me from pulling your leg off!

22.What kind of wave is enough for me? Just bring him home yourself! You don’t need to come back; die outside if that’s what makes sense!

23.It's better that we didn’t start because now we’re stuck together uneasily instead of enjoying each other fully in the future!

24.Stay away from him! If anyone else tries it on with him after he gets too close again...

25.Love someone? Lock them up! If they try running away break their legs first!

26.Don’t leave me or prepare for bloodshed across Northern China and offer your own life as an engagement gift!

27.Go after someone? Chase until exhausted or cripple them – there’s no point stopping before that!

28.Brother-in-arms don’t force me into action using my influence here in Beijing – otherwise chaos will ensue!

29.Avoid getting slapped by waiting till it happens then shut your mouth forever!

30.I never flatter anyone nor do i speak sweetly but remember – once disappointed enough...

31.My love goes only to those worth it - others please step aside so as not obstructing view!

32.Raise an arrogant cat and let it fetch an eel for dinner without any fuss.

33.I never surrender though falling hard with no one coming near - still standing tall.

34.Female warrior = Born female + Huge appetite + Carry own luggage + Multiple friends + Swear daily + Normalcy defined

35.Why argue when we could calmly sit down and stab each other?

36.If ever see which lady catches your eye,

I'll go knock on her door;

If accepted kill her whole family,

if refused kill only her.

37.Men are twenty fierce tigers,

thirty Microsofts,

forty Panasonic,

fifty Lenovo;

when fifty-five they become Intel.

38.To transform into porcupine:

Be alone proud defense,

Cold strength body guard skillful fight attack coldness energy,

39.The same lines repeated (again).

40.Brothers are mine unprovoked knife wound theirs same response;

Others wound yours retaliation thousands fold return!

41.Girls should always keep their dignity high even while fighting;

42.Certainly some would find this quite impressive...

43.Had given up on dreams yet?

44.Let us play hide-and-seek among our memories...

45.See how far our bond can stretch before breaking;

46.Take care of ourselves first,

47.For one day soon we won't know where love ends

48.Looking forward

49.Till next time