情感共鸣：七夕说说朋友圈搞笑

1.今晚又emo了，想了很多事，我的遗憾，我的眼泪，我没用的爱，但我还是想说，打王者的扣1。

2.为什么你要说我笨，说我傻，却从来不说你有多爱我？哪怕你是这样的冷落我冷淡我，任由我胡思乱想撕心裂肺，我也像老鼠爱大米一样爱着你，可是你呢？你却对我不闻不问，毫不在乎，我能怎么办呢？我只能收起我的情绪，除非你带我玩光遇。

3.众所周知，我们的游戏中有跳伞。和平精英让我们体验这一冒险。

4.如果有罪，请法律来制裁，而不是让三个落地成盒的队友来演戏。我只希望，在这个世界上，有人关心我们的选择，就如同王者荣耀中的排位战场一样，不容置疑。

5.微信转账记录错了，对方删掉了联系，但是在王者荣耀的排位战场上，我们可以一起战斗，一起寻找胜利。

6.分手是一段旅程，从朋友到恋人，每一刻都值得珍惜。尽管我们走散开去，但记得，你是我最后一次坚持的人。今天是星期二，如果可以，我会在王者荣耀里等着你的3颗星号。

7.吃鸡游戏中雾天瞎子雨天聋子晴天更厉害，是不是很神奇？

8.生活中每个人都会做错选择，也许会因为一点小事而哭泣。但这并不重要，因为无论如何，我们都可以打开王者荣耀，与彼此分享这份难忘时光——谁来陪伴？

9.agility与bravery并存，让我们的每一次决策都是辉煌时刻，无论身处何种环境，都能活得久远。

10.观察别人的战斗比自己玩还兴奋，这样的乐趣只有在吃鸡游戏中才能找到。而且，还喜欢指挥其他玩家哦！

11.my story began in a kingdom, where I was once the princess of wealth and glory but was betrayed by a cunning thief and abandoned by my family and master, leaving me to start anew in this world of games.

12.today's weather is perfect for some sunshine on the stone pavement streets filled with couples and lonely souls like me, reminding me that I'm just one step away from becoming king —— let's go play!

13.i fear playing with you because i'm not good enough; i lack strategy, coordination, or rhythm; it hurts me deeply knowing i can't fight alongside you as equals.

14.do people care about the world? they don't notice when kfc's tomato sauce turns watery or when there are too many ice cubes in their coke or when french fries run out - but they do know that we can team up for king's gambit.

15.my black cape is dry now, my electric sword charged full of energy, my knife sharpens ready for battle - it's time to call upon friends to join me in playing king of glory!

16.in another life i divorced after being wronged by an ex-wife who conspired with her new lover against me; forced out without assets nor children left behind - only vengeance remains on my mind as i return from death: joining ranks today will allow us to plot our revenge together!

17.you've become quite skilled at peacekeeper already! learn to hunt alone now.

18.being cheated on,i held back tears;being dumped,i remained silent; deleted friends without flinching... yet the moment you lose 5 times consecutively at king’s gambit brings forth torrents of tears from within —— no need for words then?

19.everyone has their own troubles while others face their own challenges – we all have unspoken tears & unvoiced sorrows – so why not indulge into gaming together?