一、你这张脸真是令人生厌，多看一眼，我都多了一分犯罪的风险。

二、你知道我的缺点是什么吗？ 缺点你。

三、我是国家分配给你的宝贝 不支持退货。

四、纵使生活不易，我还是想把你放在未来里，一生欢喜，不为世俗所及。

五、从我粗粝的一生中榨干所有的温柔，悉数奉献与你，仍觉得不够。

六、我可以陪你熬夜，也会劝你早睡，但最好的状态是咱们一起睡！

七、对你的喜欢啊，就像白天的瞌睡和夜晚的失眠一样多，可还是欲罢不能。

八、一向三分钟热度，唯独在心上反复地爱着你。

九、余生最大的梦想就是，把苦的日子熬成甜甜的糖，把这个我爱的人永远留在身旁。

十，因为喜欢星星，便将你们比作银河，将所有喜欢集中于一人——他/she/they.

十一、一整夜阑珊满脑子都是他/she/they 才知道什么叫着迷

十二想送一个特别喜欢的事物给她/he，但快递员不让我待在箱子里

十三、小雨滴答路上坑洼此刻很适合躲在伞里想他/she/they

十四月光下抱不住时间摧毁了她/he 可是我爱她/he

十五，无论山高水长，只要有他/she/they 就能一生嚣张

十六四季无绿意亦无生机。唯独见到他/she/they 好似久旱逢雨枯木逢春

十七知道他/she/they 和星星有什么区别吗？ 星星在天上，他/she 在心中

十八名字，是读过最短的情诗。我很喜欢她/he，如春去秋来海棠花开

十九，她/he 是千堆雪，我是长街。怕日出一到彼此瓦解

二十怀疑她的本质是一本书 不然我怎么越看越想睡

二十一遇见之前没想过结婚 遇见之后就没再考虑别人了。

二十二，你是我今生的渡不过的劫 多看一下就软化 一拥抱就会陷入深渊。

二十三人生不是先进攻后撤退 中间夹上“我爱”

Twenty-four, just like the ancient times when I burned fire to mock the world and laughed at Chao, but ended up losing myself. My love for you is as fleeting as a three-minute passion, yet it never ceases to be reborn in my heart.

Twenty-five: Actually, my liking for you is just another three minutes of passion that never ends. It's like one three-minute high after another, without any pause.

Twenty-six: At four o'clock in the morning, I see the flowers still awake by the sea. It always makes me think that this moment should have been spent with you.

Twenty-seven: May there be someone who stands with you in twilight and asks if your porridge is warm enough. May there be someone who extinguishes your lamp and shares half their life's books with you.

Twenty-eight: The bed is where good dreams are stored; mine are all about him/her/them.