1.我已经10天没见到你了，心中的思念就像9月的雨一样绵密。请8点钟的星光指引我找到你的身影。我发誓，无论7年还是6个月，只要你在，我都会3步2次地追上你，让这辈子，我们相守在一起。

2.我的心情就像是WiFi信号一样，不稳定，时而强大，时而消失。但即便如此，我也不能抗拒它对我的召唤，就像家里的WiFi总是让我无法抵挡地上网。

3.老板为了一款水晶灯花费两万，这让人感觉有点不太合适，就像是穿着正装去野餐，也许外表光鲜，但内心可能并不和谐。

4.不要因为等不到那晚安的拥抱，就盲目地等待；也不要因为渴望进入一个世界，就盲目地挤压自己。

5.new alarm clock: wake up at 6:30 tomorrow morning

6.自从换上了这个包包，我再也不怕小偷了，因为它比任何锁都更坚固，更能保护我的宝贵东西。

7."What kind of man do you like?" "I like men who shine when they smile." "Are you talking about the Buddha?"

8.I will transform, I will be strong, I will be powerful, and I will give myself the world.

9.A letter to my ex...

10.You must not understand me well enough to scold me because those who truly know me would want to kill me.

11.To become a cultured foodie: under the moonlight by my bed, thinking about steamed dumplings; thin as yellow flowers, still remembering braised pork belly; just a glimpse of lotus leaves emerging from the water, recalling fried tofu with potatoes; with frosty moonlight and geese crying in the night sky, corn and chestnuts sizzling in three flavors; spring wind again greening Jiangnan's riverside banks, waiting for midnight cold noodles... When shall we meet again? In this world where people gather to eat grilled skewers under stars that have fallen from heaven.

12.I dare not fall down before her because she needs someone to protect her.

13.Cut off your own escape route so that you can better win your way out.

14.Some people! They're all talk when faced directly but act differently behind your back! Old chap is going to tailor-make one especially for you!

15.The English listening test is simply hearing two people speak while later being asked what they said. It's over once it starts!

16.Waking up took only 5 minutes today! You've defeated 88% of students nationwide while another roommate failed their wake-up attempt and is now rebooting! The entire floor has crashed except for us!

17.A handsome man confesses beautifully but an ugly man confesses—what a harassment!

18.My future daughter's name shall be 'Good Beauty' so whenever anyone sees her mother called 'Good Beauty', they'll say how beautiful she is too!

19.Attending gatherings poses risks – classmates need caution here!

20.”We really need to talk!” “Talk about what?” “Love!”