一、警告你：你是蚊子放屁-吓谁呢；你的翅膀-扇不起风浪；小心碰上蜘蛛网-有去无回。此微信献给被文字叮咬的朋友。

二、我真搞不懂你，发生了这种事情你居然还有心情在这发说说。那女孩子我已经帮你安顿好了，找了个宾馆让她住下了，也做了很多她的思想工作，应该不会再有轻生的念头了，作为同学，我只能帮到你这一步了，剩下的事情你自己好好想想怎么解决吧。她说了，她不会再纠缠着你了，也不怪你了，希望你以后能幸福，还让我转告你，希望你有时间的时候能多去下她那里，就算是为了孩子也行，毕竟那是你们曾今在一起的见证。而且她也不希望孩子以后的成长路上没有父爱的陪伴，就算你不能给她们两一个家，但能抽点时间多陪伴一下她也心满意足了！

三、林中落英缤纷，白衣胜雪的我屈膝而坐，轻抚瑶琴，你静立一旁，是我惟一的知音。于是，你我成就一段千古流传的佳话。

四、好！很好！I just like your space dynamics! They have content, the same as they have connotation. From your dynamics, I reflect the beauty and grandeur of nature, the humanity, and the harmonious development of society! This is an unparalleled good dynamic. Similarly, in this era where likes are trending, people like me who can take their time to comment carefully are not many. I am I; forever living in a world that is true and pure. Your sayings move me; encourage me; inspire me. I know your dreams; I will help you complete your dreams! Let each saying conquer the world; bring hope to global development! Your dream is my dream; my dream is our dream – it's China's Dream! Each saying of yours is a baptism of boiling blood for souls; makes imprisoned thoughts rebellious; makes unknown tomorrows resplendent with light! That's the power of one say from you! In backing you up!

五、Good (This reply although having only one character yet deeply expresses gratitude and emotional depth so profound it cannot be expressed by any amount of flowery language nor eloquent words to adequately convey how magnificent this piece of writing is. So I simply said: Your sayings are too beautiful!) It would be a pleasure if you could look at them all day.

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七、Watched this post, lit a cigarette looked at my wife sleeping beside me her elegant appearance really moved me again so gently pushed her away put on some clothes went back but turned around looking at her once more when she woke up asked whose name was he replied Riefeng.

Eighteen One pair met while walking into a bar The man was very timid Always let his girlfriend try things first She didn't like it Once they were shipwrecked during return voyage luck saved them clinging to a plank The girl asked him "Are you scared?" He pulled out an electric toothbrush said "Scared but if sharks come Ill use this" The girl shook her head sorrowfully Not long after they were spotted by cargo ships When sharks appeared she shouted "Let's swim together We'll be fine!" But he suddenly pushed her into the water swam towards cargo ships shouting "Ill try first!" As she was rescued everyone mourned Ship captain sat beside her said "Miss youre most courageous person Ive ever seen" She coldly replied How dare ye? Just then he got stabbed by shark swimming towards him bleeding profusely Captain ordered full speed ahead Fill up sea with dirt Make sure no more tragedies happen My dear friend what do u think about that?

Nineteen Please tell us why dont show up often Garbage cans get robbed frequently Elderly home bathrooms encounter black hands Thousands pregnant mummies What lurks behind these events Is human nature twisted or moral decay?